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octombrie 23, 2007

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else…


One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: „I’ll give you a £100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said: „I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up. ”

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend… So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.


Her boyfriend says: „Ask him for £ 200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down.” So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.


She responded: „The bastard used coins!”


Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

Am primit-o azi pe mail si mi s-a parut ilustrativa pentru relatiile de tip win-lose care se formeaza uneori intre parteneri de afaceri.


9 comentarii leave one →
  1. octombrie 23, 2007 5:03 pm

    Da, f bun exemplul pentru win-lose. Sunt f multi care gandesc asa din pacate.

  2. Sorin permalink
    octombrie 23, 2007 5:22 pm

    Good tip.

  3. octombrie 23, 2007 5:46 pm

    nu e chiar un win-lose, daca stai si te gandesti ca si ea a vrut sa-i ia banii fara sa-i dea nimic in schimb 🙂
    e mai mult un romanesc „cine sapa groapa altuia cade singur in ea” 🙂

  4. octombrie 24, 2007 10:15 am

    Pai e a pornit de la win-lose evident. Si win-lose a avut, numai ca de partea cealalta. 🙂

  5. p!ka permalink
    octombrie 24, 2007 2:47 pm

    din moment ce chiar a stat atata timp cred ca se gandea la un win-win situation… hai sa spunem ca trebuiau clarificate „clauzele contractului”… anyway… good one! keep it up. pax

  6. p!ka permalink
    octombrie 24, 2007 2:55 pm

    inca ceva… ca sa despicam firul in N…. cred ca in prima faza a apucat sa adune vreo 20-30 de monezi… iar restul le-a adunat in timp ce tipul isi fuma tigara…. 😛

  7. Cristian permalink
    august 11, 2008 9:11 pm

    Johnny a vrut ceva win-win, dar daca ea a vrut win-lose, a avut parte de asta 🙂


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